night after work, my hubby and I sit down at
the kitchen t able and discuss the d ay’s
events or wh atever is on our
minds. It’s pretty much S.S.D.D. (s ame shit, different d ay)
type stuff. We le ave
the tv on during the d ay while we’re
gone for the dog. Y a know, so she c an
w atch her “stories”.
well, the convers ation got pretty
good for a ch ange,
all th anks
to the Dr. Oz Show!
Here’s the pl
by pl ay:
So we’re ch
and in the b ackground
I he ar the l ady
on the show mention she pees every time
she h as an
ally interrupting him mid sentence) Did you he ar wh at
she just s aid? She pees when she org asms.
Hubby: HUH? Wh
are t alking
Me: The l
ady on with Dr. Oz!
She just s aid th at!
Hubby: Oh, I’ve he
ard of people th at
h ave a
cert ain muscle or something th at doesn’t work to block the pee when ej acul ating. I’m pretty sure it’s not uncommon.
Me: So m
th at’s how all
those stories of “golden showers” st arted. Hmm, interesting.
at the hell is a
Me: You’ve never he
ard of th at? It’s where one person pees on another for sexu al
ple asure. Some times
they get off from drinking it, too. Li ke, getting peed on in the mouth kind a’ thing. There’s even a
scientific term for it, but I pretty sure I c an’t
at? Wh at
the hell? Wh at
the hell is wrong with people? D amn, re ally? Get off while someone’s pissing on me…I don’t
THINK so. Why do they c all it a golden shower anyw ay? Do you h ave to do it in the shower?
ause pee is gener ally
yellow-ish. No, I don’t think it h as to be done in only a
shower, but I’m guessing the b athroom
would be a more appropri ate
pl ace since there’s a “cle an
up f actor” involved. Some people even think drinking pee is he althy. I me an, look at
the stories y a see of guys lost as se a and h ad
to drink their own pee to st ay alive.
at? Peeing in
the mouth? Com’on!
Me: Seriously. If y
don’t believe me, just google it. You
know if it’s on the internet, it MUST be true.
Hubby: Well, I guess it’s better th
an a brown shower.
C an you im agine me coming home and
s aying, “hey honey, just as soon as
I work up a shit, let’s hit the
bedroom and h ave
at would be a
NO for me. Definitely a line
crosser. But it DOES m a ke me
wonder if these people put a lot of
pressure on themselves to try and
shit together li ke people th at try to org asm
together? And do they purposely drink a
ton of w ater li ke an
hour before sex to m a ke sure they h ave
enough pee? Wow, this sounds a lot h arder
th an I first thought.
Hubby: Well, you could s
ave it. Y a
know, m aybe t a ke a dump
or a pee and
then put it in the freezer for a r ainy d ay!
Me: It would h
to the very l ast r ainy d ay…
EVER. Why are
we w atching Dr. Oz, anyw ay?